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Eating (with) Crowe

It was definitely an interesting week here on Isla.  Of course, I suspect this is the kind of place where every week has some sort of strange goings-on.  Not to hack an over-used, crystal-rubber term… but a convergence zone where the odd and sublime are every day occurences.

In our case, the oddity took the form of a power outage.

Diane and I were sitting in the apartment, doing some of the things that make it possible to hang out in this lovely tropical paradise (aka work), when the lights – and even worse, the air conditioner – blinked out.

I like to think of Mexico as this quaint 3rd world country where things like consistent electrical power can’t be taken for granted.  We laughed and waited, thinking that at some point, the guy who tripped over the proverbial power cord would realize his mistake and plug the damn thing back in.  No joy.  The heat built literally and emotionally as we sat watching our computers suck down the last bits of electrons that kept us tied to the ‘real world’.  One-by-one, our electrical connections to the outside world failed.

It was a sobering thought to think of how connected we are these days – even on Isla.  At first, I was a little upset that I had woven my life into so many electrical-dependent addictions.  Then it dawned on me that it was entirely BECAUSE of these little electrical connections that we were allowed to detach and come down here for extended periods of time.  I stopped grumbling – at least about that.

We decided to walk next door to the ‘Tienda’ to see how long these outages usually took.  Don Schepe (aka, the man of the Tienda) looked puzzled when he saw us marveling over the fact that his drink coolers were on.  As it became apparent to us that our little 3rd world power outage was limited to our house, he came next door to help us track down the source of the outage.  He showed us where the power came in, the breakers on the outside and asked me if I had flipped the ones on the inside.  As he and I were trying to determine the root cause of the problem, the lady from down the street walked by, made the slicing-at-the-neck-you’re-dead motion and said something to the Don.

There are times when reality comes back at you and you realize that your prejudices and pre-conceived ideas are just wrong. This was one of those moments.  Turns out, our property manager had not paid the power bill.

Believe it or not, the tropics got a little hotter at that very moment.

As I walked back into our steamy apartment, I watched my laptop’s power supply dwindle to nothing.  My cell phone also chose that very moment to make it death noise and blink my life out of the 21st century.

The property manager went down to the CFE – the national power company – and paid the bill.  They promised him that the power would be returned within 2 hours.  They must have written it on a slip of paper and forgotten to write the 4 after the 2.

After a steamy, fanless, air condition-less, laptop-less evening, we chose to decamp to the Hotel Belmar in centro.  I am sure that the CFE wondered why they suffered a huge draw at the moment we checked in.  We plugged our world, our lives, back in.  Slowly we came back into the 21st century.  Slowly the air conditioning took a little edge of the tropical heat – inside and out.

Wait for it.. Wait for it..

This is when the magic happens.  Had it not been for our property manager forgetting to pay the power bill…  Had it not been for our breakfast with a nice woman from Canada we met the morning before… Had we not HAD to have connectivity for a conference call I had to take… Had we not… fill in the blanks with all of the coincidences that had to have happened to get us walking down Hidalgo Street at that very moment….We would not have been walking toward a man who looked like… John Crowe.  I turned to Diane and said the words, “Funny, that guy looks just.. like… John…” which was precisely the moment when John Crowe smiled and said hello.

Being from a little town in the middle of the high desert of Arizona, along the tumuluous border, out on the edge of reality, you learn to expect that Bisbee will find you.. no matter where you are.  Right there on Hidalgo Street, I realized that I could never escape Bisbee.  Bisbee will find you.

We sat and had lunch with our friend from Arizona.  The amazing nature of our coincidental meeting still boucing around in my head.  Half-way to the equator, on a little island in the tropics, we met a guy who lives down the street from us back home.

I love this world.  Truth is way stranger than ficton.


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Dallas In The Rearview Mirror

Climbing out of Tucson in the monsoons
Climbing out of Tucson in the monsoons

Climbed on a plane to once again head for Dallas.  This is getting to be a habit for me.

Hopped on the early flight, to get in before it is too late… sat next to a guy who swore that Mexico was dangerous.  Fascinating.  I sat and listened to his twisted logic explaining why it was “safe” to go to Cozumel to dive, Belieze.. where he and his wife went diving…. but Mexico?  Cancun? Nope.. too dangerous!

Stunned, I pressed further… this was a totally mind blowing walk down a path that had been sown with so many agendas it was bewildering…

We talked about cyber terrorism, and the US response.  He was a consultant to a large department of defense contractor…. As it turns out, it was Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama who were “limp wristed” in their pursuit of cyber attacks.  I asked if he had ever heard of the joint command at Ft. Belvoir that was tasked with doing just what he was demanding be done… of course, that was “tactical”.. what was really wrong was that the State Department and President didn’t have the “guts” to prosecute a real response.  I asked if he thought that the folks in Bentonville, Arkansas who profit to the tune of billions of dollars off of the Chinese might have some say in the lackluster response… again.. no.. just Hillary and Obama.. not getting the job done.

Mr Clubb, if you are reading this.. I am sure that there are a few folks at Ft. Belvoir who might want to show you that they are not just.. “tactical”.

If ever there was a reason to leave the good ol’ US of A, it was this guy.  He was educated and worldly, yet when faced with the actual facts, could not admit that his worldview may be skewed.  The man equated expats with quasi-spying protestors in Iran.  He agreed that Cozumel was “safe”, but Cancun was “dangerous”.  Guess being on an island makes you safe?  Guess again.. Isla Mujeres is a “dangerous” place…

It is not too soon to get my tickets south.

On the plus side, the clouds were beautiful on the climb out.. over Ft. Huachuca.. where.. you know.. the Army Cyber Command has major operations… that to this guy’s opinion are useless in the face of Hillary and Obama…

No.. must.. stop.. thinking.. about.. the stupidity!.. Must.. think.. beach.. sand.. water… ceviche…  Topo Chico…

Ahhhhh… much better now….


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